Most topics held within this list are more meaningful than you, to me.
Cows: We owe them a lot...
Chimneys: I attribute my life success to chimney's...
Chimps: Highly inspirational creatures of Light...
Jesus Christ: Christ visited me, he gently said, "I will take you as my son" I replied with, "No" he kept insisting I be his son, "I really need you to be my son"
I didn't want to be Christ's son, my dad has treated me well. I don't think it would be a very good idea to have a new dad. My dad and I are very familiar with each other.
Russians: Does anyone honestly believe in these?
Jameson: If this is your first name - please - can we arrange a time to meet?
Mr. Cheesman: I personally pronounce it, 'Chessman' this is to avoid embarrassment. I don't want to be associated with cheese or something.
Gems: I want a lot of them.
Cornpipes: They sell 'em around town even, still...
Chase: I've been known to give this.
Flutes: Are you serious?
Grass: I lay in it and have a good time there, cool.
Forward Slash: Screw you.
Gold Bars: Now THAT'S comedy!
Lemon Jello: Why?
Flags: Show me what you're all about.
M.A.N.: MOTHERS AGAINST NOODLES. Apparently this is a group of mothers advocating the ban of noodles. Their Slogan is, "The Noodles Stop Here!"
Noodle Castle: Hell yeah.
Afraid of Hawk: Oh, are you?
"You're a Good Person!: You can't go around saying this to just anyone.
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